
Hello everybody!
We are well back in civilization, about 2500 km from Alice Springs and the very disappointing MacDonnell Ranges, here in Cairns on Australia's East coast. You won't be able to imagine all the crazy things that have happended to us the last couple of days while we exchanged the dry and red Australian emptiness agains lush rainforests, palmtrees, sandy beaches and a lot of tourists! Who told us the small animals in Australia would be dangerous? Poisonous snakes, spiders, frogs, etc? No, no, no it's the birds you have to worry about! Particulary one species, the endangered CASSOWARY! But I guess I should start from the beginning so that you can follow our adventures in dangerous Australia.
First, on our way from Alice to Cairns, we did a lot of wild camping because we wanted to save some money. So we just stopped at a rest area next to the highway, put up our tent (our two travellers were sleeping in the car), had a nice diner and went to bed not doubting anything or any danger. Unfortunately, we did not count on the dingos and wild cats who everybody is soooo keen on getting a closer look at. Well, we did get quite a close look at them when they attacked us during the night. They scared the heck out of Jakob and Manu, trying to climb our dear Josephine and left traces of their claws all over the poor car. Luckily, when trying to mount our tent and scaring the heck out of us, they fell over the stretched lines and were too frustrated to try again. But... they peed against it!!! Can you imagine that? They peed against our home!!! Not very nice.
Well, we then left the potentially dangerous Outback three days ago and thought we were safe going up the coast until Cape Tribulation National Park. We set up our tent at a wonderful campsite at the beach right under some huge rainforest trees and, well prepared without a first aid kit or anything of that sort which we thoughtfully forgot in our car, set out to climb Mount Sorrow, the highest mountain in the region.

And that's where the beautiful Cassowary enters the stage. For all of you who are like me and have never heard about Cassowaries before, they are the third largest bird species in the world, after the ostrich and the emu, they are highly endangered, they are about 1,5 m high, they have a blue and red head, a large bony thing on top of the head, are really ugly, and they have a very dangerous forth toe with a claw that they can use to slash a human belly... but, apparently they are rather shy and avoid human beings.
So, when we saw the first one, we were rather proud of us, observed him from a distance, shot some pictures and then went happily our way. About thirty minutes later, we turned around a corner and there they were - another Cassowary and 3-4 little ones. If we had had the time to think we would have wondered at how many of those animals we actually met as there are only about 1000 left in the world, but we didn't have time to do anything. Because Daddy bird decided to come after us! Yes, very shy birds! He looked at us and then started moving towards us. We backed away... he started to run! So we, like true heros.... started to run as well. This was a particulary good idea as the bird can reach speeds of up to 50km/h but as we didn't know we tried our best.
Looking back, David stumbled over a root and fell and of course I stopped short wanting to defend him against the bird, which was about 1m away from him. That was another good idea because I didn't have anything to stop the bird from making minced meat out of my boyfriend but at least it distracted the bird for a while and David got up and we kept on pursuing our first good idea - running. Looking back at the bird, I then lost the path and suddenly found myself in front of a tree, no way to go on. And there the bird was, at about 50 cm from me, making his scarry noises and blowing his feathers at me. The only thing I could think of was making more noise than him so I screamed and froze. David had the next good idea of the day and tried to distract the bird, which apparently frightened the little ones who, very intelligently, came running right at him - followed by the Daddy. So left in security with only my fear for David, I finally had the first clever thought of the day and climbed a tree but I couldn't see anything and only heard David scream. You cannot imagine what you feel at such a moment! So much fear, so much helplessness... But down I went, with the next clever thought of looking for a very strong stick to hit the bird with and I just wanted to start looking for David when I finally heard him call that he was all right and the bird was coming my direction again and had lost two of his little ones. ...
Panic once more! I got off the path and ducked between some bushes. Then, I saw the bird again. It came straight at me looking for his little ones. I was completely frozen by fear but finally it turned a little and passed in front of me. Unfortunately, his little ones seem in fact very, very stupid because the one following his Dad ran straight at me. At that moment, however, David came around the corner with two other hikers, all armed with sticks and they drove the Cassowaries away!
Apparently, while running from the bird when trying to distract it from me, David had run straight into the stomach of the other guy. Paniking perfectly in all three languages he had told him: "Achtung" in German, in English "Run, go back", and in French "il y a un cassowary". After that he passed by the guy whose girlfriend found herself face to face with the bird. The two, however, were much more hero like, she turned around, showed the bird her backpack and screamed while he and David looked for the sticks to save first her and then me...
Well, from what we know now, the whole incident could have passed much less stressfull and frightening, had we only hid behind a tree in the first place because the birds don't see very well and are truly very stupid. However, then we would not have had this story to tell! :)
But seriously, we both have never been so frightened in our lives and it was definitely not an experience to repeat, even though nobody was hurt seriously apart from some scratches. Needless to say that we didn't care much for the mountain anymore and turned back as the Daddy bird was still looking for the lost little ones. We hurried to leave the mountain forest without letting go off our sticks for one second, at every noise we quivered and finally we even took the wrong turn and where lost in the rainforest for a while before finding our way back.
By now we can laugh about our experience but we are kind of happy to be back in town, with a lot of people and houses and concrete around us. :) As the weather is not good enough to go relaxing on the beach or take a cruise to the Great Barrier Reef and go diving, we have decided that this is the right time to go looking for some work to help our decreasing travel budget.
So, you can wish us good luck that we find something very soon and then the next story on the blog will probably be much less interesting...
Keep on rocking and we do our best to live crazy experiences here in Downunder!